BIGFOOT IS GOING TO EAT ME

In Michigan, it gives me scares,
Here, Bigfoot ate up all the bears,
Now, will the Bigfoot come for me?
I'm really tender, if not tasty,

Oh Bigfoot, Bigfoot in the night,
Go away, don't cause me fright,
Now, that all the bears are gone,
I fear your coming, from dusk till dawn,

Oh mighty Bigfoot, please go away,
Birds taste better, I would say,
Try eating rabbit, or maybe deer,
I taste like veggies and smell like beer.

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