I WENT INTO THE PARLOR BUT, NO ONE WAS THERE

I went into the parlor but, no one was there,

I said what I could but, no one was aware,

I felt desperately beat,

Like a bird who couldn't tweet,

Now, all my grandiose dreams will all end in despair.

My Pandemic Struggles

The pandemic took me from riches to rags

I was cran-coloring pictures on crayon colored on bags,

And, my love ran off with some bloke,

Took my hard candy and Coke,

Now, I'm just tweeting all day with hashtags.