SANDY MY PET PYTHON LIMERICK: SANDY GETS THE CHAIR

Sandy was my pet python snake,
She ate all my neighbors and oh, was that a mistake,
It was so hard to bare,
When Sandy went to the chair,
Sadly, I was alone at Sandy's neighborhood wake.

PRACTICAL PETER AND HIS LITTLE BRO HARVEY

Practical Peter, the over eater, over ate so, that one day he wouldn't starve,

Practical Peter, with a girth of three meter, ate just meat that he carefully carved,

He selected meat young and tender,

From fat animals, none slender,

Practical Peter got an electric seater when, come up missing was his little bro Harv.