SOMETHING ABOUT HENRY

Henry has morning fruitcake and coffee, then he does a prance dance,

Hoping his neighbor next door, will be stimulated for romance,

The neighbor does not at all care,

Something about Henry, does not square,

Perhaps if Henry took dance lessons, a romance might have a chance.

THE TWO WHACK JOBS GOT MARRIED

Dave was what you would call, extremely mecurial,

For ladies, he was not parental material,

Dave carried reject pain,

In his unsettled brain,

Then married capricious 3rd cousin, Merial.