GRANDPA SPLIT REALITY

Scientists wonder, what came before the big bang? It was sausage, eggs and cheese,

That meal massively gassed old grandpa up, then he let go an almighty breeze,

The universe split violently, into many,

I thought I was dead, and would not wake up in any,

I had to let the dog out, because in every universe my dog pees.19

WHERE GROWS THE TOES

While splitting wood with an ax, today,
My foot got right direct in the way,
I wonder who knows,
If I can grow some new toes,
 Like my beard that I chopped off last May.

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