BEVERLY MADE A RASPBERRY PIE LIMERICK

Beverly made a pretty raspberry pie,
It had a great smile yet, only one eye,
But, before you could sneeze,
She made an eye patch out of cheese,
Now her pie looks like the pirate Captain Bly,

THE SNEEZE MADE ME CHOOSE BEANS AND NOT PEAS

I went to the market to buy some bulk, dried, green peas,
But, over the bulk-bin the clerk gave a sneeze,
It gave me a chill, 
Watching the white mucus spill,
So, I asked for the red beans if you please.