SIR BASE NO FACE

I got knighted, then I had a famous title,

For singing base at the Kings great, grand recital,

The king liked my base,

But, couldn't look at my face,

To be knighted, a pretty face is not vital.

REINCARNATION, PUTS THE UNIVERSE RIGHT

I have a pet protozoa named Drudge,

He once was a powerful judge,

But Drudge was so corrupt,

His term ended, abrupt,

Now he's a microbe living in small smudge.