Blogger ID

Blogger ID

Translate

Search This Blog

Showing posts with label Limericks Tradgedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Limericks Tradgedy. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

BONES UNDER STONES

I went out digging under a pile of stones,
And there I found some humanoid bones,
I was feeling kinda sad,
Something went stellar bad,
There was a long knife with brown, rusty tones,

I went back to my shack to swallow some beer,
To quell my shakes and pervert my fear,
There was a knock at the door,
It was that fella from the store,
He held a knife and I said, "oh dear",

He said he was a fulltime pickle diller, 
And a weekend serial killer,
Now I'm under the stones,
With those other old bones,
Giving worms a protein belly filler.