I was cutting baby teeth, and chewed daddy's Silly Saucy right in two,
I've turned 18, so I kept the top for me, and gave the bottom to you,
Maybe we can put her together again with duct tape and airplane glue,
I think we'd better hurry, because her face is turning a pale blue,
If I keep smelling the airplane adhesive, this day I will come to rue.
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