I PROVIDED SCIENTISTS WITH A CHANCE FOR A FISH DINNER

After I suddenly died, scientists dissected my strange brain,

They wanted to find out why I was acting, completely insane,

They did not find any germs 

Just pounds of juicy, red worms,

The scientist took the worms, and went fishing on Lake Champlain.

HONEY BEAR, TUESDAY FREAK

There is a big, smelly, honey bear, named Tuesday Freak,

His early a.m. podcast, is an early news peek,

He tended a left bent,

That didn't pay his rent,

Bears seek out Freaks podcast, if it's right wing news they seek.