I'M DONE DECORATING FOR THE SEASON

I found my plastic poinsettia for the winter holiday,

I thought it would be a real colorful display,

I stuck it in my front yard,

With a gargoyle guard,

To scare the Halloween vandals away.

MOUTHING OFF TO GARGOYLES

Jim's trip to a castle he had to spoil,
By mouthing off to a big gargoyle,
Who had fists of stone,
That broke Jim's face bone,
And, caused Jim's britches to soil.