MOUTHING OFF TO GARGOYLES

Jim's trip to a castle he had to spoil,
By mouthing off to a big gargoyle,
Who had fists of stone,
That broke Jim's face bone,
And, caused Jim's britches to soil.

TODD BOUGHT A CASTLE LIMERICK

                                         
Todd bought an old castle big and gray,                       But, it was drafty and dirty so, his wife wouldn't stay,   She rode off with the horse,                                         The two got a divorce,                                            Now, Todd has castle parties all night and all day.