Dug its sticky prickers, deep into my spine,
They stuck me so deep,
They bled me to sleep,
I now pick berries with the angels, divine.
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Wednesday, October 16, 2024
Thursday, August 19, 2021
THE WHY I DON'T EAT FRESH STUFF LIMERICKS
I BOUGHT A PEAR
Rob bought a pear with a real big bad spot,
When he bit into it it was all full of rot,
Rob ate the pear to the core,
Then, His innards got soar,
And, He spent the rest of the day on the pot.
IMAGINATION AND DIET
I ate nothing but veggies at every meal,
Although such flavors lack all appeal,
So, I imagined I was eating steak,
Followed by frosted cream cheese cake,
And, I gained 50 pounds, what's the deal?
Rob bought a pear with a real big bad spot,
When he bit into it it was all full of rot,
Rob ate the pear to the core,
Then, His innards got soar,
And, He spent the rest of the day on the pot.
IMAGINATION AND DIET
I ate nothing but veggies at every meal,
Although such flavors lack all appeal,
So, I imagined I was eating steak,
Followed by frosted cream cheese cake,
And, I gained 50 pounds, what's the deal?
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