MY EX AND SOCIAL DEATH

A split was what my ex and I  each thought that we would need,

To turn around our lives and then, with the relationship proceed,

I embraced meditation but, my ex did a different deed,

My ex gave false witness against my soul on their social media feed,

Now, I'm not welcomed anywhere for a coffee or a meade.

THE BALLAD OF RICHIE AVOID

With Richie, I am quite annoyed,

For where I locate, he will avoid,

He has someone brand new,

So I'm sad, boohoo blue,

When crossing paths, he treats me like a roid.