DENNY ATE TOO MANY

Denny ate so many tomatoes, his mouth was full of canker sores,

He ate so many dried prunes, that every bowel movement, it pours,

He ate too many onions, as well,

Caused an armpit issue, you could tell,

Denny, who had too many, had a girth issue, getting through narrow doors.

FIRECRACKERS CAUSED MY EATING DISORDER

Firecrackers were so very loud last night,
They frightened my kitty and made him bite,
The crackers caused me ear pain,
And, most likely weight gain,
Because eating makes the crackers sound right.