THE LITTLE DOG WITH STINKY BREATH LIMERICKS

A little dog’s breath was really bad,
No one would pet him, rub his belly: so sad,
So, the little dog brushed his teeth well,
Used a mouthwash with a strong smell,
Now his owners treat him like they’re his mom and his dad.

A little dog had breath that just stunk,
The little dog was avoided like a skunk,
The little dog was no dope,
He washed his mouth out with soap,
Then, his mouth just smelled like soapy gunk.

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CLYDE THE SPIDER LIMERICK

There once was a spider named Clyde,
He built spider webs with such pride,
Then, down came a great rain,
The webs went down the drain,
Now, he builds all his webs inside.

THERE WAS A BULLDOG NAMED TODD

There was a bulldog named Todd,
He drove a bright green hot rod,
Todd drove it too fast,
Left the road when he passed,
Now Todd has a broken up bod.

Todd the bulldog liked his candy,
He would keep his candy handy,
He buried it deep,
Where it would keep,
But, it was gritty and sandy.

MY PUPPY NAMED DUMPY LIMERICK

There was a puppy named Dumpy,
He got that name because his owner was grumpy,
But, Dumpy had a great disposition,
That got Dumpy an executive position,
The success of Dumpy made his owner real jumpy.

MY DOBERMAN IS A SICKIE.

I once had a Doberman named Nicky,
His name online was Nicky Ickey,
He had pictures of steak bones’
And dog bowls colored all tones,
And my burned shrubs which I thought was sickie.