THE LITTLE DOG WITH STINKY BREATH LIMERICKS

A little dog’s breath was really bad,
No one would pet him, rub his belly: so sad,
So, the little dog brushed his teeth well,
Used a mouthwash with a strong smell,
Now his owners treat him like they’re his mom and his dad.

A little dog had breath that just stunk,
The little dog was avoided like a skunk,
The little dog was no dope,
He washed his mouth out with soap,
Then, his mouth just smelled like soapy gunk.

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THERE WAS A DOBERMAN NAMED SKIMP

There once was a Doberman named Skimp,
He could climb up trees just like a chimp,
He once fell down,
Upon a Greyhound,
Now Skimp climbs up trees with a gimp.

Skimp was a Doberman that went to high school,
He was  excelled at math and could swim,
He was the best at math and made algebra cool,
At swim meets he'd always win.

MY PUPPY NAMED DUMPY LIMERICK

There was a puppy named Dumpy,
He got that name because his owner was grumpy,
But, Dumpy had a great disposition,
That got Dumpy an executive position,
The success of Dumpy made his owner real jumpy.

MY DOBERMAN IS A SICKIE.

I once had a Doberman named Nicky,
His name online was Nicky Ickey,
He had pictures of steak bones’
And dog bowls colored all tones,
And my burned shrubs which I thought was sickie.