MONKEY BRAIN INSANE.

There was a brain eating monkey that entered my ear,

The monkey is small, but he's eating my brains, I fear

My big eyeballs twitch and twirl,

Makes my stomach want to hurl,

Maybe a cure for Monkey Brain, will come yet this year.

WORM CIRCLES, URINE AND BLEACH

Circles, circles, circles on my eyelids and my nose,

I figured I had ringworm, and I got it from my cloths,

So I asked my favorite teach,

He said bath in urine mixed with bleach,

Now I have no skin or hair, from my head down through my toes.