WOMEN LOVE ME (PROBABLY NOT)🙄

I live a bigly life with absolutely, very few regrets,🐖

I survive on black coffee, honey buns and menthol cigarettes,😎

Last time I did a social check,🐍

I had only aces in my deck,💤💤💤

It's why babes want to be my squeeze; I'm a winner, that's their bets.👎😂😂😂