YOYO, EDDY, THE CHAMBER AND ME.

I went into my chamber, because the chamber is where I go,

I played some chamber music, while I bounced my yellow, new yoyo

I played the music on an old LP,

I think the speed was like 33,

Later, I put down my yoyo, and read some Edgar Allen Poe.

MY BACH CLOCK

Hickory, Dickery, Dock, my big clock chimes hourly, Sebastian Bach,

It dings Bach's Toccata in D Minor, all metered with a tic tock,

When in he Toccata phase,

My guests shower me with praise,

Some ask me if the clock could chime a version, in heavy metal rock.