MOTHER SEES ALL SNEAKS HAIKU

Mother sees all sneaks,
Sneak candy, sneak out, sneak TV,
Happy Day, from sneaks.

Sneakers, joyful, fun,
Mother sees, caught, sneakers sad,
Mother, job well done.

MOTHER'S DAY CHICKEN

Mommy ate chicken for her Mother's Day meal,

She shouldn't have ate it because it was colored teal,

Well, Mommy got sick,

From her Mother's Day Chick,

Pink bismuth made her sick belly heal.