THE EVIL SPACE TRAPEZOID IN OUTER SPACE

I once found a trapezoid floating in outer space, 

It was coming for us humans, to de-geometry our race,

I shot it with my laser ray,

It was destroyed; I saved the day,

I still remember that trapezoid, and the angle on it's face. 

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ORB ALIENS

I went out fishing in the early afternoon,

I tripped out toward the big fish where I saw moon after moon,

But the moons were orbs on the bay,

They all took me away,

I hope to be back fishing, real soon.