A LAMENT FOR MY GREEN-SNAKE

My giant pet green-snake named Nork,
Ate only pizza with pepperoni and pork,
Poor Nork died from the wheeze,
When his pizza had cheese,
Nork had a food allergy, since he lived in County Cork.

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LITTLE DONNY CURED HIS BACK-TO-SCHOOL JITTERS LIMERICK

Little Donny had the back-to-school jitters,
So, he packed up his bugs, snakes and mice critters,
At school Donny felt quite at home,
Then, his critters started to roam,
Soon, his class became on-top-of-desk sitters. 

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