I WENT TO QUEEN DAY IN SAGINAW

I love monarchs, so I went to Saginaw to visit the queen,

I bought her a pizza, and gave her my candy from Halloween,

I got a queen autograph,

Signed by her big chief of staff,

I then traveled back home, and ate some ham soup with garbanzo bean.

MY INTERVIEW WITH A PRINCE

I wanted to interview a queen,

But, she said my rag mag was too mean,

But, a prince gave me time

And, confessed to a crime,

That I couldn't repeat without being obscene.