PIGS IN A PICKLE

Farley was a chicken farmer, who was allergic to chicken meat,

So he would have to eat chicken eggs, if chicken he was to eat,

One day Farley ate some pork,

And new flavors he did uncork,

So Farley switched to raising pigs, and dined on their pickled feet.

MY SQUIRRELS FAVORITE PIE

My piney, smelly cones,

They're the seed dispensers bones,

I pile them high,

And make the squirrels a pie,

Then, they eat the pie on down to the stones.