THERE WAS A SMALL MONKEY NAMED ANDY

There was a small monkey named Andy,
He loved a baboon named Sandy,
But, because of the gov.
They couldn't marry their love,
Yet, they stayed together jimdandy.

When Andy first saw Sandy,
His thughts were really randy,
He asked her to marry,
But, Sandy would tarry,
Then, the laws changed for poor Andy.

I BOUGHT A TOYOTA CAR

I bought a Toyota Car,
I thought I would really go far,
I slammed on the brakes,
Found out they were fakes,
They scraped me up off of the tar.