SANTA CLAUS RODE ON HIS RED SLEIGH

Santa Claus rode on his red sleigh,
Bringing presents on Christmas day,
He couldn't hardly steer,
His rowdy reindeer,
Till he agreed to give them more pay.

LIL Limerick

There was a sweet lady named Lil,
She worked down at the bar and grill,
She'd do as you please,
With more onions and cheese,
Her burgers were just such a thrill.

THERE WAS AN OLD BANKER NAMED GENE

There was an old banker named Gene,
Everyone knew he was mean,
He would charge huge fees,
Put you down on your knees,
His interest rates were obscene.


There was an old banker named Gene,
Foreclosures made him real green,
He did what he could,
Not what he should,
He's so rich that now its obscene.

THERE WAS A SMALL MONKEY NAMED ANDY

There was a small monkey named Andy,
He loved a baboon named Sandy,
But, because of the gov.
They couldn't marry their love,
Yet, they stayed together jimdandy.

When Andy first saw Sandy,
His thughts were really randy,
He asked her to marry,
But, Sandy would tarry,
Then, the laws changed for poor Andy.