LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Wednesday, September 27, 2023
I SUE OVER APPLE WARTS
I found a wart on my apple, while drinking homemade port,
So, I thought I'd take the apple maker, to small claims court,
The apple maker was a tree,
He apologized to me,
He said usually warts on apples, are found when we sort.
Wednesday, April 6, 2022
BUBBLE WRAP WENT
The little bubble wrap went Snap! Snap! Snap!
The big bubble wrap went Bap! Bap! Bap!
The paper filler went Rip! Rip!
Out fell the packing slip,
And Ben saw that he was shorted, so he went and took a crap.
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