GIRLFRIEND, NIGHTMARE AND THE GARGOYLE FELLA

I was having a nightmare about this gargoyle, fella,

He was flirting with my new girlfriend, her name was Bella,

I ordered him to go away,

Then, he bit my arms off, touche,

So, I got a different, new girlfriend, her name was Stella.

UNCLE LEE IN THE HOSPITAL

Uncle Lee rode his small scooter into a pickup truck backend,

He totaled his little scooter, and his body he could not bend,

The nurses put him in a bed,

Stuck tubes in him to keep him fed,

Then they setup a nice clock, so Lee could count tics until his end.