NEANDERTHALS GET MARRIES

My little Uncle Herman is a Neanderthal, he sits outside all day,

Sometimes Uncle Herman hunts upon the ground, eating berries and bugs, some say,

Herman once had a mold disease,

Cured by a witch doctor, named Eloise,

Herman and Eloise fell in love, and were married the Neanderthal way. 

Neanderthal Way = (They ate their wedding guests)