I PARKED ON A HILL

I parked my old rusty pickup on the hill,

I went into the store,

My parking brake done failed,

Then, my pickup charged downhill to war,

It terminated a parked bicycle,

It terminated something called art,

It terminated a parking meter,

It stopped when it ran down a grocery cart.

PICKUP RELIABILITY

My old pickup truck, it runs like flirtin',

It takes you so far but, that's not for certain,

It has starts and stops,

It booms, farts and, pops,

If you needs be someplace, you're hurtin',