THE BEARS CAME OUT FOR THE BOW

Out in the woods lived two bears named Earl and Roy,

They sometimes ate acorns, but fed on mostly soy,

One day, from their cabin they came out,

And gave the world a shout,

For above them was a rainbow, that brought their bear bods joy.

I GAVE AWAY SALLY AT HER MARRIAGE TO BETH

I walk with Miss Sally towards the shadow of Beth,

Though it be a torture, it's better than death,

Sally and Beth did not tarry,

After high school.they would marry,

Thanks to a minister, all knew him as Seth.