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Showing posts with label HOME IMPROVEMENT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HOME IMPROVEMENT. Show all posts

Saturday, September 24, 2022

I HIRED ELVES

I hired elves, 
To build some shelves,
They are boards of wood,
They've held up good,
They stand eights x twelves.

Saturday, March 26, 2022

WENDELL HAD A WOOD STOVE

Wendell installed a wood stove,
It burned down half his house,
He could have lived in the other half,
But, he was kicked out by his spouse,

Wendell lived out on the street,
He was not so very fine,
He lost his shoes and had bare feet,
But, was comforted with wine,

Wendell had it really good,
But, made a really big mistake,
So, if your heat source uses wood,
Install it right for goodness sake.