THE EVERYTHING SUCKS LIMERICK

My electricity is not steady, like before,

The lights flicker, and flutter, then they shine, never more,

I paid my complete bill,

But, the e-grid  is ill,

Like cloud high food prices, something is sick at some core.

HEMINGWAY WITH MEMES?

I'm not good at reading, and my writing is pretty sad,

I can type some on my cellphone, so that negates some bad,

I find rad, iconic memes,

Add them to my message schemes,

I could become the best writer, the earth has ever had.

JUNIOR QUANTOS WENT TO SCHOOL

Junior Quantos went to a public high school,

He aced physics classes, using his big brain tool,

Although, his body was puny,

At 16, he went to Uni,

He became rich; he has a mansion with a pool.