WHEN THERE IS EVIL IN THE PARK, PROTECT YOUR STEAK

Sidney the unicorn, came upon 3 witches dancing and chanting,  in the city park,

The witches began drooling over the unicorn, because other meats had become stark,

The witches said, that if they could carve off Sidney, a stake,

Then they would grant three wishes, that old Sidney could then make,

Sidney took off, because he knew his steak was precious, and the witches' bargain, very dark.

THE DEVIL WANTS TO WATCH THE SUPERBOWL TOO LIMERICK

                                             
                                    There was a little devil who didn’t feel very well,
                                    He wanted to watch the SuperBowl but there is no cable down in Hell,
                                    Getting cable was his wish,
                                     But, he settled for a satellite dish,
                                     Now he feels like from heaven he never fell.