TRICK OR TREATING IN NEWBURY

We went Trick Or Treating, in Newbury, to see what that was about,

It was Memorial Day weekend, so no candy was handed out,

So, what trick did we play,

I really, should not say,

But, we used lots of toilet paper, which made the big policeman, shout.

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS CONFUSED

Soon we will jump one whole hour ahead,

I'll lose sleep for one week and feel very brain dead,

What is left and right?

Why stop at red light,

And do I pickup our baby or visit grandpa instead?