WHEN PIGS FLY FOR SANTA

Santa's reign deer got sick this year, so now Santa is using flying pigs,

The pigs are always hungry, but they want to eat only dried, fancy figs,

Santa tried to feed the pigs, dried plums,

The plums destabilized the pig tums,

It is just so hard to get descent help, to pull those magic, sleigh bell rigs.

MAGIC CHRISTMAS, AND FULL IS THE MOON

Magic Santa, magic sleigh, magic deer that fly,

Underneath the full moon, they are a dab onto the eye,

In corporeal form they appeal,

But in reality, they are unreal,

Everywhere, and all at once, on such magic they rely.