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Showing posts with label Bus Driver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bus Driver. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

I ONCE DROVE A BUS

I was stuck driving a bus full of obnoxious teens,
They had all filled up on cans of pork and baked beans,
We hit a bump in the road and that was that,
The windows blew out and the tires went flat,

And, the roof of the bus blasted upwards like a rocket,
I lost both eardrums and one eye from it's socket,
Now, I'm hearing impaired and just have one eye,
And, I won't drive one more bus until the day that I die.