I was stuck driving a bus full of obnoxious teens,
They had all filled up on cans of pork and baked beans,
We hit a bump in the road and that was that,
The windows blew out and the tires went flat,
And, the roof of the bus blasted upwards like a rocket,
I lost both eardrums and one eye from it's socket,
Now, I'm hearing impaired and just have one eye,
And, I won't drive one more bus until the day that I die.