HE GOT DOXED

When Jim got contagious, and his body got to poxing,

Over the internets, his information was doxing,

He did not go roam,

He stayed in his home,

And, fought off intruders, because he trained in kickboxing.

THE LITTLE TASAR THAT COULD

Frankie was known as a weird little tasar,

Frankie was famous as a tasar trailblazer,

He gave bad guys a scare,

By burning their hair,

Frankie was a Barbour, and didn't use a razor.