I CHOSE TATERS OVER MY BODY

I tried everything to build my weak body, but my body would not build,

That is when the they voted to yank my licence from the Body Builder Guild,

I played some blues upon my sax,

Worked in my garden to relax,

I forgot about body building, because my taters needed to be hilled.

GETTING OLD

Dark circles under the eyes,

Flabby bulges in the thighs,

Teeth with stains,

Big weight gains,

You turned 21, it's no surprise.