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Saturday, April 3, 2021

DON'T BOTHER WITH THE SANTA GIFT HELPLINE

The sweater I ordered from Santa was too tight:  it caused me pain!
Well, I called the Santa helpline so, I could complain,
But, they were so terribly bold,
They put me on permanent hold,
Hammering "Jingle Bells" deep into my brain.