But, she thought that her pounds gave her no chance to date,
So, she would not eat a thing,
From winter till spring,
But, thin and skinny to a male walrus don’t rate.
There once was a walrus named Lynn,
She couldn’t fit through her door when open,
So, she stuck dynamite,
By her belly so tight,
Now, she’s missed by her kith and her kin.
Posts
