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Showing posts with label WALRUS SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WALRUS SATIRE. Show all posts

Saturday, June 18, 2022

THE LIMERICKS OF LYNN ( THE WALRUS)

Lynn was a walrus with an average weight,
But, she thought that her pounds gave her no chance to date,
So, she would not eat a thing,
From winter till spring,
But, thin and skinny to a male walrus don’t rate.

There once was a walrus named Lynn,
She couldn’t fit through her door when open,
So, she stuck dynamite,
By her belly so tight,
Now, she’s missed by her kith and her kin.