LARRY'S PET COW BLOWS NOSE

Larry has a very sick pet cow, it has a hot, runny nose,

Every time the fat cow sneezes, 10 lbs of yellow shot it blows,

The sneezing started late yesterday,

The cow was gorging on fresh cut hay,

The cow might be poisoned; she drank water from a crop duster hose.

THEY DON'T HATCH OUT ALL GROWNUP

I inherited a dinosaur egg; it was really old,

The old egg has been in my family, since a time untold,

Yesterday, a saur popped out,

The kids and spouse all gave a shout,

They named the dino Spanky, because he acted two years old.