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Showing posts with label THE DANGERS OF TRUMPET PLAYING SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label THE DANGERS OF TRUMPET PLAYING SATIRE. Show all posts

Sunday, August 29, 2021

JERRY NEEDS SOME TEETH

Jerry lost all of his front teeth,
While playing on his trumpet,
Because each time Jerry tried to play,
The tuba guy would bump it,

Jerry lost his other teeth,
Because he ate so much candy,
Now he can't bite or chew his food,
He just swallows it with brandy,

Jerry really needs some teeth,
Because teeth are for more than play,
You never know when you might need them,
To scare the bears away.