I took my time machine back to the Old West,
Where I heard the living was the best,
But, a scorpion sting,
Made my tenor voice sing,
Then, I fell into a rattlesnake nest.
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Showing posts with label RATTLESNAKES. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
I TIME MACHINED BACK TO THE OLD WEST I
Labels:
HUMOR,
irony,
OLD WEST,
RATTLESNAKES,
SATIRE,
SCORPION STING,
SCORPIONS
Monday, June 29, 2015
A RATTLESNAKE WAS ON MY DECK
A rattlesnake was on my deck,
It was really hotter than heck,
He asked me for a beer,
I said I had none here,
He bit me now I am a wreck.
It was really hotter than heck,
He asked me for a beer,
I said I had none here,
He bit me now I am a wreck.
Labels:
ANIMAL SATIRE,
BEER,
RATTLESNAKES,
SNAKE BITES
Sunday, April 24, 2011
A RATTLESNAKE WANTED A BEER
A rattlesnake wanted a beer,
I told him to go bite a deer,
He bit me instead,
Now I am half dead,
He drank the beer that was here.
I told him to go bite a deer,
He bit me instead,
Now I am half dead,
He drank the beer that was here.
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