I TOOK MY TIME MACHINE BACK TO THE OLD WEST II

When I took my time machine back to the Old West,
I spilled a beer on Doc Holliday's new vest,
Now, he didn't say too much,
But, his bullet was hot to touch,
"Call for a doctor", was my next request.

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PROPER DENTAL CARE, AND WESTERN THROW DOWN

I feel like an authentic cowboy, sitting in front of my big screen,

Rounding up the worst bad guys, in the lawless town, I was sent to clean,

Then, there was at the dead end,

A duel with an old friend,

He once was a famous lawman, but an abscess tooth, turned him, plumb mean.

I TIME MACHINED BACK TO THE OLD WEST I

I took my time machine back to the Old West,
Where I heard the living was the best,
But, a scorpion sting,
Made my tenor voice sing,
Then, I fell into a rattlesnake nest.