A SABRE-TOOTHED TIGER AND A VAMPIRE

Through the window I saw a Sabre-toothed tiger, and he was digging up my lawn,

When he pulled up a coffin from the lawn hole, I felt like I was going to spawn,

Then the tensions really grew,

For it was my Uncle Lou,

Lou was a vicious vampire, and I had to keep him boxed up, until next dawn.