I'VE CREATED A MONSTER. AND A MASTODON TOO

My kid said he needed a mastodon; said he was the only kid who didn't have one at school,

He said because he didn't have a mastodon, they teased him, and called him a stupid. loser fool,

I had my bio-engineer brother create a mastodon,

It was an amazing living, smelly creature; my kid called him Ron,

Ron went to school; no other Mastodon was there, my kid got time out; he broke the lying rule.